Stinky

Trixie used to be not-so-fondly known as "Stinky." We thought she just had a lingering puppy farm stink and gave her shampoos to give her a lovely aroma. They never worked.
I took her to the vet last week to get her last round of puppy vaccinations. Dr McHotty (a young stud with tight shirt and pants, sweet, & cute) took one whiff of her and said "YEAST INFECTION."...........NO, not that kind! He lifted her ear and an essence of limberger cheese wafted up. Dr McHotty exclaimed that Trixie has the hairiest ears he's ever seen, in his tender young life. He took an implement, grabbed onto big tufts and PULLED. His muscles rippled. Trixie has to have her ear hairs YANKED out on a regular basis and is on ear drops to take the funk away. She is now a sweet smelling, high maintenance girl.