Three little pigs and the big bad Franny

Last weekend we went to a pumpkin farm to.......you know, pick pumpkins. It was pretty cheesy. They advertised a haunted house that was really a shed with jack-o-lanterns - Woooooooooo! There was supposed to be "apple picking for kids," aka wooden tree shapes with little shelves with an apple on each!
You know it's pitiful when the kids squeal with delight to see a tractor. City-fied sissies.

Little Pigs, Little Pigs, let me come in....... (can you see the 2 little bundles of straw tied to the wood?!)

Not by the hair on our chinny chin chins

Watch it girl or we're going to boil you up in our soup!