We are sitting in the breakfast area of our hotel and the news is on the tv.
Lewie: MOM, come here, I have to tell you the truth.
Mom: What?
Lewie: Sharon is so cute.
Mom: Sharon who?
Lewie: (pointing to the tv) HER! Sharon Osbourne.
Mom: You like Sharon Osbourne???????
Lewie: Yup, I really like redheads I guess!
Cousin Alex: If you love her, why don't you marry her?
Lewie: I can't get married until I'm 13 and she might be a grandma by then.
Mom: You know, she's older than me and has kids who are like 20 years old and her husband is pretty crazy.
Lewie: I don't care!
Mom: What would her kids call you? Baby Daddy? Lil' Pops?
Lewie: I don't care!
So there you have it people. My one and only daughter-in-law might be Sharon and I won't be babysitting my grandchildren or taking them for pony rides.
5 comments:
So, are you just cracking up all the time at your place? I am, everytime you post about him.
I am so jealous! At least I'll be a member of her (Sharon's) extended family. Not that I actually know anything about her or her (now) husband except that he's a musician and that she, of course, was Dean of the "Rock of Love Girl's Charm School."
I like the pic of Sharon you chose. She looks a little bit taken aback that she's in the stream to marry a 13 year old!
Maybe she would let you borrow some of her accessories- love the necklace!
The Other Lawyer
More adventures please! This is old now!
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