Late Sunday afternoon, I remembered that Lewis needed new sneakers so we went off to Tar*get. The Lawyer refused to join the merriment. Something about 4 kids in a store on a last minute shopping trip makes her queasy. Party pooper.
I am a sucker for my kids when we're shopping. So of course, everyone HAD TO HAVE new shoes.
Once I agreed to buy Lewis these:

He relented and let me buy him these:

Elly, who needed NO shoes got these:

Which mysteriously didn't fit her this morning (too big). She must have been holding them onto her feet just right so they looked like they fit. When I wouldn't let her wear them to school this morning, she fell onto the floor and wept because "I hate all of my OLD shoes." Me: "Why don't you wear the ones I gave you for your birthday? (less than 2 months ago) Eliz: "NO THEY ARE SO OLD!"
Ana got the oh-so-cool H*annah M*ontana skimmers:

I had to order a pair of skimmers for Frances because they didn't have her size.
After Tar*get, we went to Toys*r*us. Aunt Suzie - do not make a single comment about how much crap we have in our garage, OK? I got the kids this, just because I'm the most awesome mom on the planet: